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Mermaidman and Barnacleboy 5

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Narrator: The New Adventures of Mermaidman and Barnacleboy. In a familiar eating place, in a familiar role of boondocks, a call goes out in frustration.
All: Will you bustle up?
Narrator: A call that would ordinarily be answered by Bikini Lesser'south semi-retired champions. (If) they weren't the ones causing the trouble.
Mermaidman: Permit's meet...I wanna, no. I wanna, uh, no, uh, hmmm...
Squidward: Sir, will you please lodge already? You're property upwardly the line!
Spongebob: (whispering in Mermaidman's ear) Psst. Hey, Mermaidman, become a Krabby Patty.
Mermaidman: I've made my determination.
Line of Customers: Hooray!
Mermaidman: i Krabby Patty for me and a Pipsqueak Patty for the boy.
Barnacleboy: Now, await merely a darn minute.
Line of Customers: Awww!
Barnacleboy: I don't want a Pipsqueak Patty. I want an developed size Krabby Patty.
Mermaidman: The Krabby Patty is besides large for you. You'll never end information technology.
Barnacleboy: Don't yous lot see what yous're doing. Yous're treating me like a child.
Mr Krabs: The boys optics are bigger than his stomach. (laughs)
Barnacleboy: And that'due due south some other thing. I'yard non a boy. I'm then former I got hairs growing out of the wrinkles in my liver spots. (shows a pilus popping out)
Squidward: One Pipsqueak patty and your bib and loftier chair.
Barnacleboy: I'm 68 years one-time and I want a Krabby Patty!
Mermaidman: Your Pipsqueak is getting cold. Shall I feed you?
Barnacleboy: Feed this, old homo! (slaps the krabby patty out of Mermaidman'due south hand) I'm tired of playing second assistant to a human being who wears a bra! From at present on, I want to exist chosen Barnacleman! And, I'1000 through protecting citizens that don't respect me!
Spongebob: I respect y'all, Barnacleman!
Barnacleman: That's Barnacleboy, I hateful, man! Ohh...I say if y'all're not going to requite me the respect I want every bit a hero, then maybe you'll give me respect as a villain. A villain who is...evil.
Spongebob: Evil??
Mr Krabs, Squidward, Patrick, & Sandy Evil?? (Mr Krabs slaps MM)
Mermaidman: EVIL!!!
Barnacleman: I'm crossing over...to the dark side! (points to nighttime side of Krusty Krab)
Mr Krabs: Why should I waste material money lighting the whole store? (villain automobile comes in)
Dirty Bubble: Did someone say evil?
Spongebob: Holy oil spill! It'due s Mermaidman and Barnacleboy'southward arch enemies: ManRay and The Dirty Bubble! (BB gets in villain machine)
Barnacleman: Nighty night, you old goat!
Mermaidman: Nighty-dark! (to Squidward) Volition you constrict me in?
Realistic Fish Head: Nosotros interrupt your dour and meaningless lives for this news report. ManRay, The Muddy Bubble, and now, playing for the darkside, Barnacleboy...
Barnacleman: Barnacleman!
Realistic Fish Head: ...take been committing a series of crimes in Bikini Lesser. (shows ManRay, The Muddy Bubble, and Barnacleman ding-dong-ditching)
Barnacleman: Shh!
Denizen: (opens door) I'll go yous crazy kids.
Realistic Fish Caput: These three have named their new alliance: Every Villain Is Lemons, equally well known as East.Five.I.L.! What tin we exercise? When will this criminal offence moving ridge terminate? How will nosotros defeat the evil? Why am I request (y'all) all these questions? Mermaidman, where are y'all? (Mr Krabs slaps MM again)
Mermaidman: Huh? I'thousand right here! Don't worry, expert citizens! Aught will terminate me from defeating the E.Five.I.Fifty.! Naught! (water ice foam truck sounds) Ice cream? I love water ice cream! Two scoops of prune with bran sprinkles. Mmm. (MM takes a bite simply explodes and and so East.5.I.Fifty. is shown equally ice foam men)
Barnacleman: You might also requite upwardly, Mermaidman, because at that place are three of us and just ane of y'all. You don't stand a chance.
Spongebob: Are you lot okay, Mermaid Man? Oh, how are you going to vanquish those three guys all by yourself?
Mermaidman: You're right. I requite up.
Spongebob: Y'all tin't give up. What if nosotros assistance you?
Mermaidman: No, no, that'due south a terrible thought. Just what if you lot aid me?
Spongebob: Okay!
Mermaidman: Who wants to salvage the world?
Spongebob: I do!
Sandy: I exercise!
Patrick: I do!
Squidward: I don't.
Mr Krabs: Oh, yes, y'all do. No earth ways no coin! Now get salvage the world or you're fired!
Mermaidman: And so information technology's settled! To the Mermalair!
Spongebob: Wow! The Mermalair!
Mermaidman: These costumes belonged to the original International Justice League of Super Acquaintances!
Spongebob: Wow! The I.J.50.S.A. were the nigh heroic heroes always! And you had the all-time tiffin box, as well.
Mermaidman: In ane instance yous put on these costumes, their fantastic powers volition get yours.
Sandy: Wow! I didn't recollect super powers worked that way.
Mermaidman: Sure! Power'due south all in the costume! Why else would nosotros run effectually in colored undies?
Squidward: I can think of 3 expert reasons.
Narrator: The Quickster...with the power to run really...quick!
Spongebob: Want to meet me run to that mount and back? (doesnt movement) Desire to run across me practice it over over again?
Narrator: Captain Magma...go him aroused and he's bound to erupt!
Squidward: Krakatoa! (lava shoots out)
Narrator: The Rubberband Waistband...able to stretch his body into fantastic shapes and forms!
Patrick: I tin can finally impact my toes! (stretches his toes over the back of his torso and to his hands)
Narrator: And Miss Announced...now yous see her...(disappears)...now you don't.
Sandy: Does this outfit make me look fatty?
Narrator: The International Justice League of Super Acquaintances! A subsidiary of Viacom.
Mermaidman: So, it'south settled then. We'll go one cheese pizza, i with pepperoni and mushrooms, and i with olives.
Chief: Super Acquaintances, we need your help.
Spongebob: Holy halibut! it's the chief!
Main: Thanks for the introduction, Quickster, but nosotros all know who I am! More than chiefly, we've institute data on the whereabouts of Due east.Five.I.L.
Patrick: The whoseabouts of what?
Sandy: You but tell united states where they are, Chief, and we'll hog-tie 'em faster than you lot tin can say "Salsa Verde".
Chief: Our sources final establish E.Five.I.Fifty. harassing teenagers up at "Make Out Reef". You lot know, Make-Out Reef? (makes out with himself) Whoo hoo hoo!
Spongebob: Flopping flounder, Mermaidman, Brand-Out Reef!
Mermaidman: Those fiends! Attacking hormonally stressed-out children!
Squidward: Ah, Make-Out Reef. Good times, good times.
Mermaidman: To Brand-Out Reef, away!
Patrick: Does this mean we're not getting pizza?
John & Nancy: End, please!
Eastward.5.I.L.: John and Nancy, sittin' in a tree, One thousand-I-Southward-Due s-I-Due north-K!
Dingy Bubble: Oh! Smoothen the flashlight in that machine, ManRay!
ManRay: Haha, with pleasure! (shines on a kid making love to a pillow)
Fish: Hey human beingness, that's non cool.
Mermaidman: You leave those young lovers solitary!
ManRay: Well if information technology isn't MilkMaidman! You've saved us the trouble of tracking you downward!
Mermaidman: You fiends can't win! You're outnumbered!
ManRay: You lot senile bag of fish paste! In that location are iii of u.s.a. of america and only i of you lot!
Spongebob: Brand that two!
ManRay: The Quickster!
Squidward: Three!
Barnacleman: Captain Magma!
Patrick: 4!
Dirty Chimera: The Rubberband Waistband!
Sandy: V!
E.Five.I.L.: Thou-M-Miss Announced!
Mermaidman: And me makes ten, I think.
ManRay: Uh-oh, I don't take a skilful feeling most this.
Barnacleman: Oh, in that location goes our toy deal.
Mermaidman: Super Acquaintances, assail!
Barnacleman: Oh no, please, mercy!
Squidward: Krakatoa! (lava shoots out onto The Quickster)
Spongebob: Ah! Ah! Ah! Get information technology off!
Patrick: I'll salvage you, Quickster, ahh! (stretches his artillery to endeavour and relieve Quickster only ends upward getting stuck)
Mermaidman: I'll absurd yous off, Quickster, with one of my water balls! (concentrates merely throws waterball at Helm Magma)
Squidward: No, no, I'm Captain Magma! (gets hitting)
Sandy: Well, I guess it's upward to me! I'll sneak over...unseen...and catch them by surprise. (a car hits Sandy sending her off the cliff)
Spongebob: Get data technology off! Get it off! (eventually stops merely only shown equally shoes) Whew...I'chiliad glad that'south over!
Barnacleman: Nosotros did it, we won! This day belongs to E.V.I.50.! You've lost Mermaidman, and the superhero/super-villain rules say you accept to give in to my demands.
Mermaidman: Okay, what practise yous want?
ManRay: Earth domination! Tell him nosotros want world domination!
Dirty Bubble And make him eat dirt! Hahaha! In add-on to the...domination thing.
Barnacleman: First, I want to exist treated like a superhero, not a sidekick. Second, I desire to be called Barnacleman. And number iii...
ManRay: Come on, earth domination!
Barnacleman: I desire an adult-sized Krabby Patty.
Dirty Chimera: Did you lot hear him say anything near eating dirt?
Barnacleman: Need a hand, superpal? (both offset to go tears in their eyes)
Mermaidman: Practiced to have y'all back on the side of justice, Kyle. Permit's go go y'all that Krabby Patty!
ManRay: Was that it? Oh, that's sickening.
Muddied Chimera: Oh, this reminds me of the fourth dimension I went to Cancun with the killer shrimp. Oh, they had these papaya drinks...
ManRay: Oh, Neptune, shut upward!
Mermaidman: How is that adult-sized Krabby Patty treating yous, Barnacleman?
Barnacleman: Really, it'southward pretty large. I'thou not sure if I tin can finish the whole thing. (everyone laughs)
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